Emailed humor item. The Frog - with Clinton mention - plus
Media chain letter. U.S. 1999.
preston michael wrote:
>
> >From BRNHOUND@aol.com Sat Feb 6 00:27:55 1999
> Date: Fri, 5 Feb 1999 13:28:38 EST
> From: BRNHOUND@aol.com
> To: Kwherry1@aol.com, Jonimccoy@aol.com, lonniel@ptc.agencymail.com,
> DMDowis@aol.com, preston@spot.Colorado.EDU, SMccoy1251@aol.com,
> SSkodis@aol.com
> Subject: Fwd: FW: whoopsy
>
>
>
> [ Part 2: "Included Message" ]
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> Date: Fri, 5 Feb 1999 12:54:27 EST
> From: JAMacres@aol.com
> To: RJKSD@aol.com, Garthnass@aol.com, DMalay@aol.com, BRNHOUND@aol.com,
> SMccoy1251@aol.com, ricks@wf.net
> Subject: Fwd: FW: whoopsy
>
>
>
> [ Part 2.2: "Included Message" ]
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> Date: Thu, 4 Feb 1999 16:52:10 -0700
> From: Clayton Chessman <claytonc@luffex.com>
> To: Maida Blythe <maidab@luffex.com>, Jayme McCoy <JAMacres@aol.com>,
> Paul Franks <PFranks603@aol.com>,
> Steve Fillingham <sfilling@gtemail.net>,
> Steve Shefte <SWSBURHEAD@aol.com>
> Subject: FW: whoopsy
>
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> -----Original Message-----
> From: Rick Flaks [mailto:rickflaks@mindspring.com]
> Sent: Wednesday, February 03, 1999 6:03 PM
> To: PAUL BYER; jack armit; CLAYTON F CHESSMAN; AMY HOLLIS
> Subject: Fw: whoopsy
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Greg Flaks <gregflaks@mindspring.com>
> To: dan cohen <dcohen@cigarettestore.com>; steve bloom
> <stevebl@ix.netcom.com>; david bershof <dbershof@smokerfriendly.com>
> Cc: del peterson <delpeterson@vcn.com>; GAYLA HICKS <GHICKSSF@SWBELL.NET>;
> RICK FLAKS <rickflaks@mindspring.com>; Wilson Croom <croomwb@concentric.net>
> Date: Wednesday, February 03, 1999 9:12 AM
> Subject: Fw: whoopsy
>
> >
> >-----Original Message-----
> >From: kalberer <kalberer@gateway.net>
> >To: Claudia&Johnny Lee <cblee@worldnet.att.net>; Neal&Cheryl
Kalberer
> ><pride@btigate.com>; Grandma E <zella@btigate.com>;
Byron Busch
> ><bsbusch@juno.com>; Bob Busch <robert.busch@ssc.msu.edu>;
Mary Baumgartner
> ><mary_baumgartner@mail2.lmo.bismarck.k12.nd.us>
> >Date: Wednesday, January 27, 1999 9:34 PM
> >Subject: Fw: whoopsy
> >
> >
> >>
> >>-----Original Message-----
> >>From: Andrea Lund <ALund@lyrick.com>
> >>To: 'Sara' <ccmail.sawagner@ranch.state.nd.us>; 'Michelle'
> >><kalberer@gateway.net>; 'nicolle' <ntrauger@kqql.com>;
'AndreaC'
> >><andrea_camilli@usbc.com>
> >>Date: Tuesday, January 19, 1999 1:12 PM
> >>Subject: FW: whoopsy
> >>
> >>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>> ----------
> >>>> From: Lund, Vern
> >>>> Sent: Tuesday, January 19, 1999 11:01 AM
> >>>> To: Anderson, Laura; Cudworth, George; Obrigewitch,
Greg; Obrigewitch,
> >>>> Monte; 'Ken Lund'; 'Annie@Lyric'
> >>>> Subject: FW: whoopsy
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> A man takes the day off work and decides to go
out golfing.
> >>>> He is on the second hole when he notices a frog
sitting next to the
> >>>> green.
> >>>> He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when
he
> >>>> hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron."
> >>>> The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again,
he hears,
> >>>> "Ribbit 9 Iron."
> >>>> He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog
> >>>> wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron.
> >>>> Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is
shocked.
> >>>> He says to the frog,
> >>>> "Wow!! That's amazing. You must be a lucky frog,
eh?"
> >>>> The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog."
> >>>> The man decides to take the frog with him to the
next hole.
> >>>> "What do you think frog?," the man asks. "Ribbit
3 wood."
> >>>> The guy takes out a 3 wood and, Boom! Hole in one.
> >>>> The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say.
> >>>> By the end of the day, the man golfed the best
game of golf in his
> >life
> >>>> and
> >>>> asks the frog,
> >>>> "OK where to next?" The frog replies,"Ribbit Las
Vegas."
> >>>> They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog,
now what?"
> >>>> The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette."
> >>>> Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks,
"What do
> >>>> you think I should bet?"
> >>>> The frog replies, "Ribbit _3000, black 6."
> >>>> Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but
after the
> >>>> golf game, the man figures what the heck.
> >>>> Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the
table.
> >>>> The man takes his winnings and buys the best room
in the hotel.
> >>>> He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't
know how to repay you.
> >>>> You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful."
> >>>> The frog replies, "Ribbit Kiss Me."
> >>>> He figures why not, since after all the frog did
for him,
> >>>> he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into
a gorgeous
> >>>> 15-year old girl.
> >>>> "And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up
in my room,
> >>>> so help me God or my name is not William Jefferson
Clinton."
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> The origination of this letter is unknown,
> >>>> but it brings good luck to everyone who passes
it on. The
> >>>> one who breaks the chain will havebad luck. Do
not keep
> >>>> this. Do not send money. Just forward it to five
of your
> >>>> friends to whom you wish good luck. You will see
that
> >>>> something good happens to you four MINUTES from
now if the
> >>>> chain is not broken You will receive good luck
in four
> >>>> minutes.
> >>>>
> >>>
> >>
> >>
> >
Email received by D. W. VanArsdale from Michael J. Preston as documented
in forwarding messages. Feb. 1999.
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