A COLLECTION OF COLLEGE GRAFFITI, 1979 - 1980
by
Daniel W. VanArsdale
INSIDE:
* AMAZING COED SEX practices!
* RETURN of JESUS CHRIST foretold!
* SATANIC CULT recruits in public!
* COMPUTER CHANGES DEAD ARISTOCRAT into CLOWN!
* MIRACLE CURE for HEMORRHOIDS!
XXX
ADULT CONTENT XXX
INTRODUCTION
-- GRAFFITI
TEXTS & DRAWINGS
-- LINKS
Almost all of the following graffiti were observed on desks in the main libraries at the University of California at Santa Barbara (UCSB) and at the University of California at Los Angeles (UCLA). Most were collected in the years 1979 and 1980. A smaller number were recorded in 1993. These two locations are combined below and grouped in the two time ranges. Locations or dates other than these are documented after the item.
There were more graffiti on the desks than I wanted to record, and more were recorded than would be reasonable to present here. This selection (about 950 items) is weighted toward what I find entertaining or interesting, but I have also tried to present a representative sample of the subjects, motives and styles present. As a result, many items below express cruelty, hateful intolerance and criminal advocacy. If there is nothing here that offends you, check your pulse. I find racism and homophobia contemptible, and have actually under represented it. Still there are some highly objectionable items below that could disturb children.
All of my comments on the graffiti appear in brackets [like this]. A graffito response to a graffito is preceded by "R:" as in "Knock, knock! R: Who's there?". The symbol "<" is used to signify a replacement of the prior word. The carrot "^" indicates an insertion. Thus "Mary had a (^ little) dog (< lamb)." In place of an illegible word(s) I use [?] or [??]. All attributions are preceded by "--", regardless of the original form, as in "To be or not to be. -- Shakespeare." The original graffito or its responses may have been written in a vertical format. To save space a forward slash signifies advance to the line below, as in "Roses are red / Violets are blue."
I have classified the graffiti into 30 categories based on subject matter (art, despair, drugs, ...) or function (advice & commands, announcements & proclamations, lists, ...). The list of categories appears at the end of this introduction. Items are listed only once; when an item fits more than one category priority may be given to the one with the smaller number of members. The order of items within each category is close to random. To reduce scrolling, unrelated items may appear on the same line, separated by five or more blank spaces.
All drawings that were associated with graffiti listed here are documented, as are some drawings that had no text. This documentation always includes a brief verbal description of the drawing. In addition, many drawings were traced in 1979-80 and a few sketched in 1993. Sixty four of these images are provided on eight JPEG image files ( A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H). The following three examples illustrate conventions used for listing images.
(1) I love being alive. [PIC: Happy face]
(2) I drink,
therefor I am. [PIC B-2b:
Spoken by bearded man with "XX" on T-shirt.]
(3) (No text) [PIC E-1a: Demonic head - large]
In example (1) the text graffito "I love being alive" has an associated image with only a verbal description available. In example (2), clicking "B-2b" transfers to the B image file, and the reader finds the image associated with "I drink, therefor I am" in row 2, column b (a "2b" tag appears below it). Drawings are classified into the 30 categories of graffiti, usually depending on their associated text. Some, including most of those without text (example 3), are placed together in the "Miscellaneous Drawings" category. .
I searched the following publications on graffiti for identical or related items.
Dundes,
A. "Here I Sit -- A Study of American Latrinalia." Kroeber Anthr. Soc.
Papers 34, 1966
Mockridge, N. The
Scrawl of the Wild, Paperback Library, 1968
Reisner & Wechsler. Encyclopedia
of Graffiti, Galahad Books, 1974
Yu & Yang. The
Thinking Man's Graffiti, Timco, 1975
Shaw, Susanna. Women in
the John, Carolyn Bean Assoc., 1978
Haan & Hammerstrom. Graffiti
in the Pac Ten, Warner Books, 1981.
Matches are documented after the item with the source author and year. This provides many earlier dates and also reveals that some well known graffiti had prior forms (see for example "The earth sucks"). There are additional sources for graffiti recorded from 1970 - 1980 which may reveal other transitions. Graffiti often elicit responses, and a response to a traditional graffito may itself become traditional. Eventually the combination is seen the most often, and written in one hand. Examples include: "God is dead -- Nietzsche / Nietzsche is dead -- God," "Life is a bitch and then you die" and even "Disco Sucks" probably started as "Disco."
Using search engines I discovered that many of the items I had recorded were unattributed song lyrics or the names of obscure rock groups. These were placed in the "music" category. I have also documented cases in which the graffito came before its use in popular music.
Many graffiti are sufficiently novel that independent invention is unlikely ("I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"). Multiple appearances then imply the item has spread by copying, all from some initial innovation. In the documentation we estimate the following measures of this dispersion, using pound symbols as an abbreviation.
# - LOCAL The graffito is seen more than once but only locally. For example, it may be the compulsive work of an individual ("I am the demon of love"), the work of a local group ("Endwahl"), or it may address only local circumstances ("Beaches rule valleys," "SCREWCLA").The multiple appearance of a graffito need not imply the item has been copied, or that it is culturally pervasive. Instead it may just "pop up" independently because it is a simple expression of a common feeling ("Sex now," "Abolish finals," "I want out"). Musicians' names and song lyrics are often written independently ("Springsteen," "Grateful Dead," "Hello, I love you"). Other graffiti may pop up as standard reactions to well known events or personalities ("Death to Iranians," "Springsteen is God," "Free Charles Manson," "Rush Rules").## - DISPERSED The graffito is observed in widely dispersed locations. By itself it motivates individuals to remember it and to write it elsewhere. But it is rare enough that writers presume many in the audience for graffiti will not have seen it before ("Today is the tomorrow you wished for yesterday," "The only real women are in the frats").
### - INVASIVE The item has become trite within the graffiti medium - few still write it because they think graffiti readers have already seen it ("Reality is for people who can't handle drugs," "Disco sucks"). It is so familiar that it supports graffiti substitutions ("Love is for people who can't handle loneliness") or parodies ("Sisco Ducks"). But the item is gaining new audiences by invading other media, such as bumper stickers, the spoken word, print, radio talk shows or television broadcasts. It may be on the way to becoming . . .
#### - PERVASIVE The item has become pervasive in the culture and is frequent enough in speech and other media that people assume everyone is familiar with it. It has lost its identity as a graffito. To see it written does not imply the writer copied it - it can easily come to mind ("Make love, not war," "Sex, drugs and rock n roll," "Shit happens"). I often do NOT document this degree of dispersion since it would clutter comments with the obvious.
ADVICE
& COMMANDS
............................................................ 1979 -
1980 ............................................................
Mean what you say / Say what you think / Think anything. [UCSB,
calligraphic]
Be so nice on the outside / But inside keep
ambition.
Live to die
smiling.
Kill yourself.
No more super races, except
Pygmies.
Everything you know is wrong. [# UCLA, also collected at UCLA by Haan,
1981] R: Thanks asshole.
Nice guys finish last. -- Leo Durocher, 1968. R: You don't have to be
nice to people on the way up if you don't plan on coming down. -- Daddy
Warbucks, 1938. R: You can't take kindness to the bank! --
Captain Capital,
1979.
Go to work. Keep the faith. Yes. -- Cornbread Betty
Geology - Dig it! Get
naked! R: I am, under my
clothes. More stars, less
stripes.
Get a loved one high / Show them you
care. Let
the dead fight among themselves.
To W: If you are going to do something wrong - do it
right. Free
time is the best freedom. -- Bob Dobbs
You know the way you are? Don't be that way. R: How should one be? R:
Which ever way one isn't.
Dance
well! Dance until you
are stupid.
Don't ever try to corner anybody.
Be tough or fly fast. -- Alien
#143 Don't
cry wolf until you see real teeth.
Free Charles Mansion.
Kill your cat. DO
IT!
Ignore Allen Orderski
Don't Ask Eat the book / Its
full of baloney PIGS OFF
CAMPUS! [UCSB pedestrian underpass, blue spray paint]
Know yourself. [PIC C-2a:
thought by feline]
Steal your fare! [PIC: Bulbous skull with hypodermic needle imbedded in
side and psychedelic mushrooms in eye sockets]
Hey folks, don't miss out, get into some wilderness. [PIC: Flag with
oval "E" in upper left.]
Life can be confusing - be kind to all - we need
it. Unleesh
orthografy.
Act as if you were a
saint. Do not seek,
and ye shall
find.
Go mentally insane.
Be ye lumps unto the
world. Clog
Bureaucracy -- B.
Random
Enjoy shitting
Everything in moderation - including
moderation. Let Santa
(< Jesus)
Retire. Be cool!
Grow up! R: What for?
Tell the whole truth, anything less and they may take you seriously.
Live forever or die trying [## Perhaps first said by Groucho Marx: "I
intend to live forever or ..."]
Don't be denied. R: Denied what? R: As if you didn't know. R: Know
what?
Stop worrying. We don't die. So relax and enjoy. [1981]
............................................................
1979 - 1980
............................................................
666 / Crowley / (the beast) / is everywhere / 666
[UCSB. See PIC A-1a: above
text written inside a circle with pentagrams on each side. There are
many on-line sources on Aleister
Crowley.
Written below the circle:] All those interested in
joining an Aleister Crowley cult group appear at the point at midnight
every new moon with a [??], black robe, [??], and look for a 12 foot
boat, [??] the bleating of a helpless lamb. R:
Crowlies suck
I am Shematakh / Thrice speak my name / And I will come to thee / In the bed of thy dreams.
I just farted. R: I can still
smell
it.
Everything is OK. May 30, 1979.
Out from under the rock. --M
Fallbrook Sensemilla, $175 per oz., "Bud your way to
reality".
The Wizzard of Odd. R: The Garden of Even.
Suck in your gut / The Duke is
dead. I got Rita
pregnant. My God, I think I've
found it.
Incredible Party Friday Night, Dec. 12, 1979. 4** Chandler Rd., San
Francisco, CA 94102.
American Materialism I'm gone to England in blissful
expatriation.
Rog sees all.
I live here - seat saved. [UCLA library
desk]
Consistent Animism -- Jiyaqtex [PIC: two eyeballs facing each
other]
Beaches rule the valleys [# Surfer territorialism, e.g. Malibu v. San
Fernando Valley]
The sword of Shinnara. [PIC: Thunder bolt with terminal arrowhead] [The
title of a 1977 fantasy novel by Terry Brooks]
HI! I'm Hisako. I'm oriental girl. I have a nice cute pussy which could
give you good feeling. If you want my pussy, call me after 8 PM [phone
number erased]
For a good fuck in France
"Genvieve", 43 Rue de la Revve [<?], 75009 Paris. Tel. 370616
anytime.
Kekahiliokalani passed this way. R:
Awesome. I was here.
[Seen occasionally, the archetypal
graffiti]
I am not from another planet.
Keith is Keith R: A fart is a fart.
The OO!
I am gay.
Freeway Bill
Me
Apocalypse Now (<Never)
Russel Russel [PIC: text under lightening
bolt]
Look high, look low, Punim is King.
The Outsider! This
brother is free. Zozo is
nectar for the Gods. Magic may create but
it is forbidden to nourish. --Merlin
I'm from East Bumblefuck and proud of
it! The
more you ignore me the closer I get.
100 Punks Rule [The music zine 100 Punks started
around 1998.]
The Gadfly is still among us.
I will never return!
Spoilers Rule
King Sodomy was here.
Here is the no. of a pay phone in Goleta. I'll be waiting to answer it
Thursday, May 3 at 9 AM.
Yeah? Many have tried, as many
have died. [PIC D-2a:
Spoken by scarred man with crown inscribed: "Worn by the King of
America."]
L'Chaim [PIC: Star of David. "To Life."]
E.O. [?] / A.T.B. [PIC A-4b:
Eye in triangles with crossed swords. Malibu rock shelter - possible
location of a Manson family photo.]
I'm not Michelle. R: Neither am
I. Mo is
God! Karl
was here R: and left his Marx.
Alien! R: We are all aliens, we just don't know
it.
Insider going elsewhere, Claro.
RULES THE WORLD [Words follow PIC A-4a
(Theta & three wavy lines)] R: I must be
evading their taxes.
Nazis rule [PIC: swastika] R: Lanceleb zum Fuhrer.
SHE IS The
Supremer
Earthbound
Payaso de VNP [# UCSB, PIC: radiating cross]
Saturday's child is fucking
wild. Suzuki - world champions.
R: Bikers suck.
The unmarked travelers / No wave - no
grave. Arm
the Whales -- Green Peace [##]
I control the world from this
desk. Servanthood
[calligraphic] And
fools forever
Kim's Hand [PIC: outline of
hand] Spock
saves. [#] R: What's the point?
The Manson family
lives.
Freeway
Bill
The
Outsider
Stoneman was here.
VARRIO / NUEVO / ESTRADA / duKeS / ExLxAx R: Go back to
Oxnard. R: They are from East Los Angeles, not Oxnard.
Trojans burst under pressure. [# UCLA v. USC football rivalry]
Watersheds Rule -- Jack the
River
LOST IN FOREVER [PIC A-1b:
Ascending stairwell]
Rainbow Connection [PIC: Lightening bolt under rainbow]
The problem with libraries is that they have people in them and not
enough porridge. Remember that. [large ink letters]
All Elvis has to say is what is so funny about peace and
love.
The only people left in the world
are assholes - bull shit artists - ever since they killed me. [1981]
...............................................................
1993 ..................................................................
Writing this sentence cures piles. R: Reading this sentence
cures blindness. [Men's room, Ventura]
We are the punks. David Koresh
was here
3-7-87
Colts Rule / Raiders Suck
I am a rapist.
Television is the
devil.
Bag lives [#] R: Bag is a fag.
Welcome to the machine. See ya
on the other side.
Two ladies soliciting. 259-27**.
Bye, bye / I'm gone Now I am
immortal -- LK '93 We have your
vampire parties. [1994]
Humpty Dumpty was pushed [## & Bumper
sticker] Black Mafia forever
I love being alive [PIC: Happy
face] Agent 420
KGB
Vampyre
John Lennon is alive.
The Few / The Proud / The
Rastafari Francis
blows I am a rapist and I like
to rape.
Longbeards
Rule
I am the demon of love
[#]
I have
AIDS
The Queen of Arabia
Silence / Death / Truth [PIC: Triangle with "S"
inside]
Innocence is lost.
I am Bowie - you must believe me. [#] / R: I am Bowie / You must die!
R: Who cares
The secret of sanity: pretend you are sane.
ART
............................................................ 1979 -
1980 ............................................................
We have no art - we do everything as well as we can. -- Balinese
painter
Art is the answer. Replace
natural selection with aesthetic
selection. Let art conquer.
CRYPTOIDS
............................................................ 1979 -
1980 ............................................................
RMOE /
WLFFL
R.E.NI / A.L.OE Response: (FLGBP)K Response: GNMDB?
PBGLF [several at UCLA] R: Play Boys Get Lots of Females [An
example of an "acrostic"
for "PBGLF" - often written vertically in graffiti so the first letters
align
horizontally.]
PBGLF.?
TRISTERO
W.A.S.T.E. R: We Await Silent Tristero Empire.
[Several at UCSB, usually vertical. These are from the Thomas Pinchon
novel "The Crying of Lot 49"]
W.A.S.T.E. R: What A Stupid Thing Ernie.
NBFS [# At UCLA and
UCSB!] R: No Beans For Sale [#].
Idiotic Raving Anarchist Nuts [Acrostic:
IRAN]
UVG0IT
Lambda Sigma Delta [Acrostic:
LSD]
sdrawkcab daer uoy nac R: uoy kcuf
ENDWAHL
[# Over a hundred seen, only at UCSB, 1979-80. Usually
followed by barred triangle or similar symbol, see PIC G-4a for sample of six. Object of
many acrostic creations, most common was "Every Normal Dude Wants A Hot
Lay" (#). In December, 2002 I received an interesting email explaining the origins of
the UCSB Endwahl graffiti.]
ABC-DNA? R: Annual
Biospheric Cyclone - Do Not Arrest. [1993]
DESPAIR
............................................................ 1979 -
1980 ............................................................
I am about to take my last voyage, a great leap in the
dark Fuck
living.
Mass confusion clouds inside my
head. We all
suck.
Man is dung.
I'm gong crazy. R: You think you have problems, I'm going
sane. I'm so weary.
Life isn't worth living all the time - contemplating the easy (?) way
out. At least I'll beat the elevators. [PIC: text in pyramid split a
top]
Help me. [Common pop
up]
ELP
Everything sucks
Help I need somebody. R: Ask Jesus. R: Only the Almighty Wazoo can help
you now.
Life gets teejus, don't it.
[#] I can't take it
anymore. No
time (< thing) to lose.
I've been scattered.
My dreams turn into nightmares! No life is best.
Help me, I'm going down and everything is getting dark and painful
again.
From the moment I could talk / I was ordered to listen / Now I have to
go away. -- CS
Lester - I had to call it quits -
I was slowly sinking into oblivion - Love Always -- JWH
Life would be easier if I were
dead. If life doesn't
get better I'll . . .
Once I rose above the noise and
confusion. Good bye
everybody. Fuck Futility
Fuck the world. R: Fuck you. R: Oh I love it. R: Eat shit buddy.
I loved my friend / He went away from me / There is nothing more to
say. [1981]
I can't live with her / I can't live without her / I can't live. R: Why
don't you commit suicide. That would solve all your problems.
I am eating shit
today. Help
me if you can.
Help! I'm a flesh tone ball of putty being molded by
[?]. I'm so
weary. Puck it all!
[sic]
The whole universe is completely
insane. Va
futre
merdre! ENO
UGH
Stop the world and get me
off. R: You have misquoted this: "Stop the world, I want to
get off."
[Reisner 1974 claims "Stop the world, I want to get
off" appeared as graffiti before it was used as a title for a
musical by Anthony Newley in 1961.] R: You don't have to stop
the world to get off.
Don't cry out loud / Just keep it
inside and / try to hide your feeling. / Fly high in the clouds and /
finally remember that you / almost made it.
Help me Mr. Wizard. R: Why?
I feel like shit. R: I don't care. R: I do. R: Me
to. R: Why? R: Choice.
Substitution, mass confusion, clouds inside my head.
Everything sucks.
[1990]
Heaven knows I'm miserable now. [1993]
DRUGS
............................................................ 1979 -
1980 ............................................................
Drugs are a dead end. R: But they are the scenic
route. Zoooooom with
Shrooooooms
Drivin that train / High on cocaine --E.
Presley
Ride that
train. LDS
or LSD
Angel dust kills you. R: Kicks your head up your ass. R: My brother is
in a mental institution because of it.
Vitamin Q This is
totally drug
induced.
Drugs
Legalize shit.
Roll roll roll a joint / Take a sip of wine / Take a toke / Hold the
smoke / Blow your fucking mind. [Melody: "Row, Row, Row your Boat." A
respondent attributed lyrics to the Poindexter Bros.]
REALITY
IS FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN'T HANDLE DRUGS.
[### & button & bumper sticker. A transposition of the
less common anti drug slogan "Drugs are for people who can't handle
reality." Appears with many substitutions, e.g. "Sex is for people who
can't handle love", then "Love is for people who can't handle
loneliness." Also: "Clichés are for people who can't handle
invention." Origins: Reisner 1974 has "Reality is a crutch."
Yu 1975: "Reality is no substitute for drugs."] R:
I know a lot of "upper" class men who can not handle drugs or reality.
Opium is the religion of the
masses. Crank it
in! Speed reefer.
LSD cannot faze me / For I am aware of my self / I can only
learn.
Drugs Rule (^ ants)
No bonging [# at UCSB, also 1993. Sometimes with PIC: barred bong.]
Stop what you're doing right now, Dude, and go take some acid and then
look at your bizarre books! Heh, heh, heh, . . . [PIC: bearded face]
Legalize dope [frequent, often blotted
out]
(No text) [PIC: Marijuana leaf. ###]
Sometimes I feel like I am tied to the whipping post.
I'd rather be bonging Thai sticks than reading about the mechanics of
heat transfer.
I DEMAND MARIJUANA [PIC A-3b: Words in frilled rectangle
with marijuana leaf.]
Your mother would throw up if she saw you like this. [PIC B-1a: Words thought by
intoxicated male.]
(No text) [PIC B-1b: Man in
the moon smoking joint.]
"Smoke some rope man" says Mellow Martin. [PIC B-2a: Spoken by man smoking
joint.]
I drink, therefore I am [PIC B-2b:
Spoken by bearded man with "XX" on T-shirt.]
(No text) [PIC G-1c :
Psilocybin mushroom. ##]
If you smoke cotton will you get
marijuana
mouth?
Grateful Dead and LSD forever.
Cocaine and sex are complimentary transcendental absolutes, like peanut
butter and boysenberry jam. --Mister S. Response: Goon.
Drugs for the masses - not
profit.
Please help me! LSD
Coke adds
life. Jack
Daniels - a friend
indeed!! (No text)
[PIC: Happy face - intoxicated]
I sincerely believe in consuming massive quantities of LSD-25.
Speed is the essence of life. -- Doug 666 [1981. New York,
Washington Square]
.................................................................
1993 .................................................................
LSD thought
Quadrophenia (< Qualudemania) is
coming. Kill
drugs Bongs Not
Just let the angels dust you.
Coke is Junk! -- S.A.N.T.A.
Snort and sell Ajax.
Speed freak
HIgh Poking smot
FEMINISM
............................................................ 1979 -
1980 ............................................................
The only hope is a woman's revolution. [UCSB pedestrian underpass, red
spray paint]
Girls: Give them an inch and they want a mile. R: And you only have an
inch.
Damn all men. Feminists are
sexists.
Masturbation is better than sex -- A Self Made Woman
One woman is raped / every ten minutes. / Castrate rapists.
[1981. New York, Washington Square, stenciled]
.................................................................
1993 .................................................................
We have to be bitches, otherwise the guys won't leave us alone.
Fuck the feminazis. ["Feminazi" is Rush Limbaugh's epithet]
Does it scare you if a woman likes
sex?.
Goddess envy
MEN, YOU CAN'T LIVE WITH THEM,
YOU CAN'T SHOOT THEM.
[## & bumper sticker. Started with the now trite
"Women, you can't live with them, you can't live without
them." Then when "men" is substituted, "you can't
live without them" conflicts with feminist goals. This sets the stage
for "you can't shoot them" to ambush expectations.]
Sisters / love your self / love
your cunt. All men are created
equal (< evil).
I am a woman / Hear me roar. R: Hear me
laugh.
God is dead. R: No she isn't.
In a world without men, women would be fat and
happy. Is Is! -- Isis
/ R: Are Are! -- Arses
Some men are assholes, and the good looking ones are experts.
FRATERNITIES
& SORORITIES
............................................................ 1979 -
1980 ............................................................
Nuke the Frats [## For source form and variants see "Nuke
the whales".]
Fruke the gnats. Fraternities
are fag factories. Frats rule!
[frequent]
Dormites are goons
Fraternities transform normal human beings into intolerable egotists
who pay money to live and spend time with other intolerable egotists
that invariably wind up jacking each other off. -- Socrates
Fraternities are the breeding grounds of the future fascists that will
soon rule Amerika.
Sorority girls should be rounded up and deported back to Mattel.
.................................................................
1993 .................................................................
The only real women are in frats.
[##] Greeks are good. R:
Macedonians are better.
GAY
& LESBIAN
............................................................ 1979 -
1980 ............................................................
Lesbians Unite / R: On my cock.
You're a knob slobbing
homosexual.
Gay is proud.
How is it hanging? / R: Like a submarine - long, hard, and
full of seamen [##] / R: Like a cream puff, you puff, I'll
cream. / R: Like Patton, hard, mean, and always looking for a hairy
situation.
I love (lust) Carolyn. [PIC: overlapped female gender
symbols] Faggots are
fabulous.
(No text) [PIC: Two female gender symbols overlapping.
###]
"Lesbian" is a beautiful word.
.................................................................
1993 .................................................................
Stop the spread of AIDS / Kill a fag [ ##] (< Use a
condom) I'm Gay [several]
All male cocksuckers must die.
Fucking Communist Dykes! Women
are the best.
Gay Power [##] R: Sodomites
Kill Fags [## or pop up] R: Kill homophobics
So many dikes, so few
bullets. [A variant of "So
many women"]
This hetero hell .
Why is it wrong for 2 men to have sex but OK for them to kill each
other? R: Shut up fag.
GRAFFITI
............................................................ 1979 -
1980 ............................................................
A man's ambition is mighty small / If he writes his name on a shithouse
wall. [Mockridge 1968]
Jack Kerouac wrote here. Oh why
do I like graffiti?
Aliens: write graffiti here.
People write what they wish to say to others but
don't. Fuck
graffitists This desk for Pacific Plate
Graffiti.
All right folks!! Let's see some really strange stuff on this
desk. I think,
therefore I write.
KILROY WAS HERE.
[Extremely abundant since 1942. Apparently this began with the mark of
James J. Kilroy, a Halifax, MA ship inspector during World War II (Wikipedia).
At some time "Kilroy was here" became associated with a drawing of a
man peering over the top of a fence, his long nose and
fingers overhanging the fence, such as the Punch and Judy character
Chad, a gremlin-like creation who peered over a fence and bemoaned
World War II shortages. Drawings of Chad often appeared in Royal Air
Force publications. Similar drawings precede the Kilroy graffiti (e.g.
a Victorian advertising image). Kilroy was not the first omnipresent
graffitist. There was a depression era folk song about a name that
appeared in boxcars all over America (I have lost this source - does
anyone know it?). The regicidal character of the name "Kilroy" ("roi"
means "King" in French) may have served the anti-authoritarian
undertones of 1940's Kilroy graffiti.]
Kilroy is everywhere. Kilroy
wasn't here.
Kilroy Kilroy died in
1976. Kilroy split.
Kilroy is gay [Pop up. Mockridge 1968: "Kilroy is queer"]
(No text) [PIC: Elmer Fudd as Kilroy wearing top hat]
Why am I here? R: To write on the
walls. You
are sitting at the incredible sex desk.
"Shit" is a profundity at UCLA.
Graffiti is the musing of the bored. [1981]
The surgeon general has determined that reading desk graffiti will grow
hair in your palms. [High school boys gag: "Jacking off causes a black
hair to grow in your palm." Then if listener looks at his palm he is
ridiculed (California, 1953).]
Who cleaned this board space?
This desk needs graffiti.
Please don't remove [pink ink]
This head needs racism. [men's
bathroom]
This area reserved for sexual graffiti. R: Fuck you
Watch out assholes, the Black Pen is back in
black.
In the beginning was graffiti.
This graffiti is so distracting, that is why I like
it.
Great women's graffiti on second floor.
I am a conformist / That is why I am writing on this
desk. Thought becoming
print. [With increasing letter size]
Ban graffiti [pop up humor theme,
many forms, e.g. "Don't write on this desk"]
Respect all serious train artists. [1981. New York, Washington Square]
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1993 .................................................................
No good graffiti here. Hail
Idiotic Graffiti [PIC: text inside radiating sun]
I wrote this in 1962. R: NOT
The word "danger" is worth a thousand pictures.
HUMOR
............................................................ 1979 -
1980 ............................................................
Dynamite is the only known cure for
acne. Rugby takes
leather balls.
May the fleas of a thousand camels / Infest the Ayatollah's beard.
In space, no one can hear you fart. ["In space, no one can hear you
scream" was a slogan for the 1979 movie "Alien."]
May Sky Lab miss you.
More nukes, less kooks. [## & bumper sticker]
THERE
IS NO GRAVITY, THE EARTH SUCKS
[### & button & bumper sticker. Reisner 1974 gave:
"Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks" and "Space is a vacuum
because the Earth sucks." Yu 1975 has "Gravity
doesn't pull, the earth sucks." These three versions were
later topped by "There is no gravity, the earth sucks." It is notable
how quickly the topped versions disappear from memory. Later
came the bumper sticker: "Beam me up Scotty, this planet
sucks."] R: Black holes suck best.
I would rather have a bottle in
front of me than a frontal lobotomy. [## Also in Haan 1981,
but with "pre-frontal," probably an edit.] R: Looks like
you've had both.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? [## Yu 1985] R: No - just makes me
drool.
Rhinos are horny and love it. [PIC: Rhinoceros, rubber stamp
impression]
Crew does it oarally. [Very common bumper sticker motif in the 1980's,
e.g. "Divers do it deeper," "Intellectuals do it every way."]
There are more horses' asses in the world than there are horses.
Some dogs have fuzzy ears / My dog has fuzzy ears / Therefore my dog is
some dog. [Found on WWW]
Nothing is better than God. Stale bread is better than nothing.
Therefore stale bread is better than God. [UCLA 5-5-84. An 11/2007
Google search matched only this document]
Money is the root of all
wealth.
Stop cruelty to lizards. --The Godzilla Preservation Fund.
Hugh G. Rection R: Adolf Oliver Tits, Buster Hyman.
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1993 .................................................................
Don't read this. Mutants for
nukes. [PIC: one eyed happy face]
General Custard died for your
sins.
2B or not 2B / Where did I park?
JOKES
............................................................ 1979 -
1980 ............................................................
What is the difference between pygmies and a women's track team?
Answer: The pygmies are cunning runts. [Heard a few months prior]
What do you call a masturbating bull? Ans. Beef stroganoff.
Show me a Native American electrician who works on bathrooms and I'll
show you a man who wires a head for reservations. [Heard previously]
How do you make love to a fat woman? First roll her in flour and look
for a wet spot. [Also on a six page photocopied joke list collected
6/82]
Did you hear about the 1,000 Moonies that committed suicide? They were
just trying to keep up with the Jones's.
LIFE
............................................................ 1979 -
1980 ............................................................
My life is just oranges and scooter pies. R: You are deeply weird.
Life: Study hard; Get good grades; Get your degree; Get married; Have
three horrid kids; Die and be cremated. R: Life: Sex, Sex, Sex, Sex,
Sex, Sex.
Some people worry about their destiny, while others simply enjoy the
ride. R: Perfectamento
A man works to eat / And eats to
shit. Life
is dukha.
Today is the tomorrow you wished for (< lost) yesterday. [##
Mockridge 1968]
Time was created so everything wouldn't happen at once. [### &
note card] / R: School was created to negate the
above.
Reality is someone else's conception of life.
The years teach much which the days never know -- Emerson
Life is like a shit sandwich /
The more bread you have / The less shit you have to eat! [##?]
Life is like a cock / When its hard its fucked / When it's soft you
can't beat it. -- Freud [## Reisner 1974: "Life is like a
penis, (same)" with no attribution.] R: And its
always too short.
Life is a quart of transmission
fluid. / R: Life is unspeakable -- Korzybski
People are bizarre, yet
beautiful. Life is too
important to be taken seriously.
To err is to be human. To blame it on the other guy is even more human.
There is really no way to say no to the morning. R: I stay in bed.
What I need is a cure from is people who think I'm
sick. People are so mean.
Heaven help the fool! I
question our mental health.
I shall pass through this world but once. Any good that I can do or any
kindness that I can show to any human being, let me do it now.
To care / to be fair / to be humble. -Peace
How come life for me is tragic? Those I like don't want me and those I
don't are the ones who like me.
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What is the meaning of life? R: To outwit
God You are
only living to die.
We're all just battling entropy anyway. / Sometimes you just have to
surf it.
Most middle aged adults have resigned themselves to failure.
Life is long, be happy. -- Mrs. Baby
Gosh I love life. I just wish it would love back. R:
Unrequited love is the worst thing you know?
LIFE'S
A BITCH AND THEN YOU DIE.
[** Later in song lyrics. "Life's a bitch" (####)
goes back at least to 1980. "And then you die" is probably a
consolidated graffiti response to "Life's a bitch." "Life's a
Beach" was a popular 1980's bumper sticker. Graffiti also seen: "Ain't
life a beach" and "Life's an itch" (both 1980)]
R: Life's a bitch and then you marry one.
How about beavers in literature: / 1. A mid summer nights Beaver -- Shakespeare / 2. Madam Beavery -- Flaubert . . ./ etc. . . . / 29. Jonathan Livingston Beaver -- Bach / The Last of the Beavers -- Endwahl. [Thirty numbered responses as above sample, "The Last of the Beavers" numbered infinity. On the "Beaver Desk."]. R: Why doesn't someone wash off this so we can start another beaver list.
DUCK DESK [PIC: ducks] Famous duck titles: / Moby Duck / Duck on a Hot Tin Roof / I'm a Duck, You're a Duck / The Duck Father / The Duck Hunter [And 26 other altered book and movie titles]
Fuck a duck / Screw a shrew /
Impale a quail / Rape a grape / Plug a slug / End a trend.
[Oxnard 1983. Reisner 1974 has such a list with 14 entries,
none as here, including "Frig a pig," "Bang an orangutan" and "Screw
Agnew."]
KFAT - Pacific
Grove KGA-FM San
Diego KFRI
[Dec. 1979, UCSB Library, 8th floor. These and many other
call letters appeared scattered about on a single desk]
WCKG 105.9
Chicago WNOR 89.3
Evanston CFUN -
Vancouver BC
Bag listens to 88.9
KXLO KROQ
-LA KKK
[Sept. 1993, UCSB Library, 8th floor, the same desk as above! Fourteen
years after collecting "KFAT" and the others above, the desk contained
over 150 station identifications, many barely visible after periodic
washings. None of the call letters recorded in 1979 were still visible,
but apparently some survived each cleaning and kept the tradition
going.]
What is the light at the end of
the tunnel? Headlamp of oncoming train. / Stars after banging
head on wall. / Shining face of God. / A lighter used for a bong. /
Ever approaching future. / Coors light. [UCLA, 1981]
LOVE
............................................................ 1979 -
1980 ............................................................
I used to love Sally / I would dream about her / We had everything in
common / But I blew it.
Look deep in her eyes, / only then can you
tell. Love is touching souls.
-- Joni Mitchell
They will know we are Christians (< humans) by our love.
Only love can set you free.
Never too late to love. I love
[PIC: In cartoon bubble, no speaker]
God loves you whether you believe in him or
not. Love is
above.
Love stinks.
Love is for those who can't handle loneliness. [## A common form, for
others see Reality is for
. . .]
Beauty will be the death of me.
267 miles to see her. Suzie I
love you. -- D.C.
Hedonism. R: Next best thing to
love.
Love is hard to find at UCSB.
Whether you marry or not - you will regret it. --
Plato
Sharon loves me. R: In your dreams.
Debbie G. - if you ever read this you'll know I was thinking of you
today. R: Hi G. Got your message - miss you.
DG
I love men. [PIC: Concentric hearts]
The power of love is replacing
the love of power. [## Shaw 1978 has "Someday the power of
love will conquer the love of power."]
I want you to want me. R: I want you but I want you to want me too. --
Marvin G.
What sparked life into existence
in the first place was a changing environment. This change or variance
is accountable for evolution & the universe
as we know it. Love also arises from change of one emotional dependence
to another. Carter's Theorem #1
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1993 .................................................................
I love to love. R: I fuck to
fuck.
Sarah and Jason / Together forever / 4-14-93
Love sees no color. R: That is because it is
blind. I
love me. I
love Judy A. [#]
"State of love and
trust."
Virgin Love, B.G. & C.R. [PIC: Initials in heart.]
MISCELLANEOUS
DRAWINGS
............................................................ 1979 -
1980 ............................................................
What's 'sappning brother Buzz? [PIC B-3a:
Spoken by doper]
Far-r-r freakin out! [PIC B-3b:
Spoken by man wearing helmet with peace symbol]
Oh, No . . . [PIC C-2b: Spoken by wavy haired girl]
(No text) [PIC C-3a: Man
with hook nose]
(No text) [PIC C-3b: Man
with bushy beard]
(No text) [PIC C-3c:
Walking Pac Man]
(No text) [PIC C-3d: Slurpy
face]
(No text) [PIC D-2b: Round face]
(No text) [PIC D-2c:
Face in flower]
(No text) [PIC E-1a: Demonic head - large]
(No text) [PIC E-2a:
Demonic head - small]
(No text) [PIC E-2b:
Demonic head - bulbous]
WOW! [PIC F-2a:
Calligraphic]
Fire [PIC F-2c:
calligraphic]
(Unreadable name?) [PIC F-3a:
Two near identical curvilinear designs]
(No text) [PIC G-1a: Impossible 3D triangle]
(No text) [PIC G-1b:
Pyramid with halo of flames]
1 2 3 [PIC G-2a:
Wink depicted in three numbered panels]
(No text) [PIC G-2b:
Abstract with infinity symbols]
(No text) [PIC G-2c:
Gushing jar]
(No text} [PIC G-2d:
Vertical abstract]
"?" [PIC G-3a: Quoted
question mark]
(No text) [PIC G-3b: Rayed
sun over pyramid. 1993]
(No text) [PIC G-3c:
Stick figure at end of psychedelic hall]
(No text) [PIC G-3d: Sperm
crossing horizontal line]
(No text) [PIC: Eye in inverted
triangle]
(No text) [PIC: Eye of Horus. Malibu rock shelter]
(No text) [PIC Feline eyes - isolated]
(No text) [PIC: Maltese cross in shield]
(No text) [PIC: Skull - lightening bolt on forehead.]
(No text) [PIC: Sperm. Common pop up]
MISCELLANEOUS
TEXTS
............................................................ 1979 -
1980 ............................................................
Normality Cranium
games
Chunapecosh
Cowboy days
Oh Mr. Bilbo, Please let me out! [Bilbo Baggins is a
character in The Hobbit by Tolkien]
JANE YOU IGNORANT
[At both UCLA and UCSB (PIC F-4b:
Sample of minimal lettering). This puzzled me until I learned
from the WWW that "Jane you ignorant slut" was a famous line
from the TV program Saturday Night Live. Apparently
"slut" was erased in both the graffiti.]
Try (< GO) MODNAR [UCLA,
calligraphic] If I make it
through
Jim please call me.
The Vawter Effect
DNA The
End One down, two to
go. Please
R: Later
(Text untranslated) [PIC H-1a to 3d: East Asian writing -
eight examples. Translations welcomed.]
MUSIC
............................................................ 1979 -
1980 ............................................................
Morrison is
God! Bruce
Springsteen
[abundant]
Springsteen is God
And so I quit the Police Department (Beatles lyrics).
Cocaine is for horses / Its not for men / The doctor said it'll kill me
/ But he didn't say when.
Disco sucks [### & button & bumper
sticker]
Disco Sux
Sisco Ducks
Disco is gay
[##]
The Big Bopper
lives.
Jethro
Tull
Rock on. [##, later ####]
Rock and roll groups unite and die the
death. KISS (^ ASS)
RULES
Grateful Dead
When life looks like easy street / There is danger at your door --
Grateful Dead
One man gathers what another man spills. -- Grateful
Dead Hello,
I love you. [Doors]
The trouble with you is the trouble with me. / We have two good eyes
but we still don't see -- Gr.
Dead. Grateful
eats.
Grateful Dead and LSD forever.
10/79
Motorhead
Claude Funston says "Where's the Party?" [PIC: man in suit circling
index finger. In 1979 there was a jazz band called "Claude Funston and
the Psychic Detectives."]
B.O.C. [Common,
especially in Berkeley. PIC: Like an inverted question mark with
radiating bars. Logo of the "Blue Oyster Cult" rock band]
Yes I'm going insane, and I'm laughing at the frozen rain. [Katy Lied,
1974]
SOMA! [UCSB pedestrian underpass, spray paint, white on red background]
SOMA / ROCKS [In above underpass, letter style exactly matched those on
a promotional flier for a local
concert]
KARNEVIL9?
Punk is God (^ less)
KISS [PIC F-2b:
Calligraphic]
Hey speed boys!! Devo is coming. Industrial rock for the
masses.
Ozone Rangers
Weasels ripped my flesh. [Frank Zappa
album]
The Cars R: Suck Shit
Emmy Lou Harris Beatles
[frequent] Beatles
forever.
Doors B52's will
show.
Willie Nelson, Steely Dan,
Genesis. Genesis
[frequent] Are we not
men? We are DEVO!
Fade away and radiate. [The
title of a 1978 Blondie song]
Return to forever. R: Where
do I get a ticket? ["Return to Forever" was the name of a Chick Corea
album and group name]
You've got to get it in to get it
out. -- Genesis Led
Zep The
System The Germs
White Punks on Dope
UFO
Spoilers The Dead Kennedys -
great punk.
Roster of Bands: U.K., Brand X, The
Pirates
Long live Rock and Roll. [##]
Get sick, get well / Hang around the ink well. [Bob Dylan,
"Subterranean Homesick Blues"]
Word games fester and grow. -- Steven
Stills I am
the lizard king / I can do anything. -- Jim Morrison
I know its only rock n roll but I love it! [PIC C-1b:
Spoken by curly headed man. Song: "Its only Rock N Roll (But I like
it)" by the Rolling Stones.]
GRATEFUL DEAD! [PIC F-4a,
minimal style lettering]
Babe, I'm going to leave you. [Led Zeppelin, 1969]
We were once children playing with toys. -- S. Winwood [# Steve
Winwood, Traffic]
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Ten Thousand Maniacs R.E.M. [
frequent] Digable
Planets
Morrisey [several]
DISCO is life. Black
Sabbath
Doors U2 is
God Ramones are God's Bad
Religion
You know you're / well adjusted / when you don't seem to / mind that
the cops are / always around. [From "1984",
Feederz]
SLAYER
Seasons of the abyss. [by Slayer]
Tosh is not dead. / He's just in Brazil / with Hendrix and / the rest
of them. [large, orange ink, Peter Tosh,
Reggae singer, 1944-1987]
OBSERVATIONS
............................................................ 1979 -
1980 ............................................................
Stoicism is vulnerable.
60+44=104 R: Another
toughy!
Machines are 19th century toys.
Honesty / is such a lonely /
word. Man is revolution in
nature. -- Father
Earth
Bored!
In a closed system where everybody is guilty, the only sin is getting
caught.
Veal is Vile
Larita is
foxy!
CBS = Certainly Bull Shit I
think you are beautiful. R: Yeah?
Chess is insane (< inane). R: Some chess fanatic wrote that up
to see what kind of response he'd get. Obviously nobody cares. R: You
responded Mr. Nobody.
Sometimes we come to the last things on our
mind.
Half crazy is well balanced.
Either the clock is tilted or I am in big
trouble.
There is no being, but there are beings.
Force is any action capable of accelerating a body. -- Isaac
Newton The universe
is chasing its tale.
Tools are a man user. This
sentence is true.
"Sesquipedalian" is sesquipedalian. R: "Curt" is curt.
I think I just pulled a muscle in
my brain. You were once sane,
but you blew it.
Morning of the dead living. / A typical Saturday in I.V. [Isla Vista,
party town next to UCSB]
All that glitters is not gold, but at least it contains free
electrons. Evil is
measured by power.
Dans un monde d'obscurité / La solitude est la seul
lumiere. [In a world of darkness / Solitude is the only
light.]
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1993 .................................................................
ADVERTISING KILLS CULTURE -- BOB DOBBS
[Bob Dobbs (later "J. R. Bob Dobbs") was the legendary (?) founder of
the Church
of the SubGenius. This does not sound like it is from
SubGenius literature, but could have been said by a Canadian claiming
to be Bob Dobbs who spoke on KPFK-FM, Los Angeles, in the early 1990's.
Or it may be from Marshall McLuhan. In any case, graffiti attributions
are close to meaningless. The WWW is silent on this one.]
So
many boys, so little time [ Started as "So many women, so
little time." Now usually "So many men, so little time," this ###
& bumper sticker & button. Variants at "So many dikes, . . ."]
My mother is too drunk to be an astronaut. [This is a line
from the 1992 movie "White Men Can't Jump"]
Ignorance thrives in America.
Civilization
sucks Fried
ice cream is a
reality. Got nowhere
to fly to. You are all fucking
slaves.
Friends do not exist.
[1994] Feces
occurs
POETRY
............................................................ 1979 -
1980 ............................................................
Perhaps a willow / Leans my way / To catch the morning sun
Breathe, breathe in the air / Don't be afraid to care. -- PF
A fallen mist / Removing faces of flesh / Eyes remaining / Flying through space / Reviving dreams. -- EJK [PIC A-2b: eye surrounded by flame, arrow, crescent moon, star]
There once was an old Ayatollah / Who didn't know shit from Shinola . . . [and 12 more lines, attributed to National Lampoon].
There once was a nympho named Till / Who tried a stick of dynamite for a thrill / They found her vagina / In North Carolina / And bits of her tits in Brazil. [Cf. "Nymphomaniacal Alice / Used a dynamite stick for a phallus / They found her vagina / In North Carolina / And part of her ass in Dallas." Also No. 1234 in The Limerick, by G. Legman]
There was a man named O' Glass / Whose balls were made out of glass / When he ran like a feather / His balls clang together / And sparks shot out from his ass. ["Glass" is an illogical corruption of "brass" as in Legman (The Limerick), No. 195: "There was a young man of Madras / Whose balls were constructed of brass. / When jangled together / They played 'Stormy Weather,' / And lightning shot out of his ass." Incidentally, there is a legend that limericks concerning fornication with birds trace back to Aleister Crowley, e.g. "A vice both obscure and unsavory / Kept the Bishop of Chester in slavery / Midst terrible howls / He deflowered young owls / In his crypt fitted out as an aviary" -- Legman, No. 658, allegedly recited by John Steinbeck]
My heart is like a head / Like a
pigeon's that lies down / Wands of breast in a coldness. -- DL '78 [In
a pedestrian underpass, stenciled in red]
Buildings rise and buildings fall
/ And rise no more thereafter / And the only voice to sound a call / Is
Jack B. Jackson's laughter. [1991]
The Logic Choppers rule the town
/ And every man and maid and boy has marked / A distant object down /
(An aimless joy is a pure joy) / Or so did Tom O Roughley say / That
saw the surges running by / And wisdom is a butterfly / And not a
gloomy bird of prey.
[UCSB pedestrian underpass, 7 by 20 feet! - black spray paint.This was
unattributed but turned out to be the first stanza of "Tom O'
Roughley" by W.B.Yeats]
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ONE [centered title] / One
touch sends me trembling / Like the thunder in a rainstorm / One kiss
leaves me drowning / in the deepest of seas / No longer am I
afraid / of this thunder or sea / One of you is all I need
/ to overcome my fears. / -- Richelle (written for
Jeff) [UCSB]
She offered her honor / I honored
her offer /And all night long / I was on her and off her. [##
Yu 1985]
POLITICS
............................................................ 1979 -
1980 ............................................................
THE OPPOSITE OF
PROGRESS IS CONGRESS
[## & bumper sticker. Reisner 1974 has: "If pro means
for and con means against, what is the opposite of progress?
The answer is congress." Note that a topping version of a graffito is
often more concise. It may be more entertaining, but is also more
easily remembered.]
Aristotle,
St. Francis, Shakespeare, Leonardo / Rembrandt, Mozart, Isaac Newton,
Darwin / Maxwell, Thomas Jefferson, Lincoln, James Joyce / Yet "white
pride" is so fuckin ignorant and fascist! --
Anglosaxophone (^ blows shit)
[From the WWW: "Anglosaxophone speech act theorists," " . . . serious
philosophical attention, especially in the Anglosaxophone
world." These are spell check miscorrections, substitutions
for "AngloSaxon," the absurdity magnified by the scholarly context.
More from the Web: "Count Buffoon" argues that God used
pre-existing matter in his creation (cf. "Count Buffon," 1707 -
1788). "Anglo-Saxophone philosophy, on the other hand, . .
."]
Free
Armenia European Americans go
home! Don't ignore
the ignorant!
I want to know what became of the changes we waited for love to bring.
--Jackson Brown. R: Love isn't the answer, destruction
is.
Better active today than radioactive tomorrow. [##]
Palestine lives -- PLO [PIC: PLO flag] R: Nuke
them. When
profit rules who is free?
Money doesn't talk, it swears
obscenity. Save the world from
poverty by colonizing space.
CIA sucks blood. 1974 Nixon
Resigns [PIC: text written vertically on waving banner]
America, love it or leave it. [### since the 1960's, once a
very common bumper sticker]
Long live the Basque
people. Arm
with truth / Conquer with service
NIXON [with "X" modified to swastika, ## & button. Since 1968.]
Stop the Jews before they destroy us all. Join the Nazi Party today for
a safe tomorrow.
CIA-1 HOFFA-0
[Large crude black letters, present for several years on a north facing
overpass on Highway 101 just north of Ventura, CA.]
Yippies / Jesus Freaks / and Moonies / are Government /
Operated. [1981. New York, Washington Square.
Stenciled.]
RCP [PIC: Letters in five pointed star. Berkeley, 1978. The
initials of the "Revolutionary Communist Party," a common graffito
around this time on Berkeley walls and freeway columns in Los
Angeles.] R: CIA Puta.
Welcome to California / Where just five generations ago / Gold crazy
gun toting whites / Began many genocides. [LAX, ca.
1985]
PREDICTIONS
............................................................ 1979 -
1980 ............................................................
The next two generations of white Americans will be
suppressed.
You're doomed! [large]
The revolution will not be televised. -- Tom
Garrison
Man now - ground squirrels next.
Our time will come. R: Unser zeit und kommen. (< wird kummen).
[PIC: violet swastikas - side by side.]
Left - Right folk syncretism will get a third of it all.
--Public Service Graffiti
Tyranny (< freedom) will start at the copying machine.
Jesus is coming again soon. A peace settlement forced on Israel is the
final sign in a long list of prophecies that have been fulfilled. God
loves you! Accept his love and find life.
The members of the Led Zeppelin
will announce the Second Coming of Jesus Christ on their next album and
then split up after a brief tour with 5-7 dates.
SOLAR COMES [PIC F-3b:
Letters form rising sun]
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The world will end at 5:00 PM
today!
You'll be dead in a few minutes.
JAH is / Rasta /
prophecy
Ganja soon come.
Kaaba scientific revelation.
See that far distant swell? / That is the next great wave of youth
rebellion / Coming to sweep away the castles of fear.
Computer Liberation Minute: 10:21 PM,
2/2/22. Nuclear energy will
save the earth.
The October Revolution will repeat in the US. R:
Die We're
doomed.
QUESTIONS
.......................................................... 1979 - 1980
............................................................
Are we not clowns? R: We are
Bozos. Why
not baby?
Do birds race when they fly
fast? Who
was the only person to pinch hit for Babe Ruth?
Why? R: Why not? R: Why why not? R: Why not why
not? Why is
a fart so funny?
Do you have the fear? R: Yes R: Si, lo paura ero
qui. Is there
intelligent life on this
planet? NOT?
Why is it that when you try to be nice and caring you always end up
getting hurt? R: Cause you're probably ugly.
Is it improper to not want to grow up? Growing up is full of
complications. Why can't I just live my life simply? -- The Barbara Kid.
Will Reagan fuck up? What are
the passwords?
Who ate the worm? / Who dug the fire
pit? Tell
me, what's gone wrong? R: No
Where is reality? R: In the recesses of the world's sweet pussies.
Why am I here? R: To learn, you
fool. Why do you
exist? Why isn't the
sun white?
Why have a baby? R: It's a high. R: They are
darling. Does God
feel our orgasms?
What is matter? R: Never mind. R: What is mind? R: No matter.
To any girl: Does it feel good to be deflowered?
Who really cares? Who are
we? Tired of yourself?
At which campus do the girls give the best head? R: Oral Roberts.
Does anybody remember laughter? [UCSB pedestrian underpass, orange
spray paint. Cf. Yu 1975: "Does anybody remember love and peace?"]
Did you do it for love? / Did you do it for money? / Or only in the
name of fun?
Why are we so careful about what we put in our bodies / but so careless
about what we put in our souls? R: I'm not careful about what
I put in my body.
Ignorance is correctable, but
what can I do when my ignorance is taken for knowledge? R: Cry into
your trail mix.
How long will we go on
forgetting? Which came first,
the king or the pet
lion? What
is it? [PIC A-3a] R: Worm
over razor?
What is the truest word ever penciled? [Can you top the
answer at the end of this document?]
If we all walked toward the equator, would it lengthen the day?
WHAT IS THE WORLD'S SECOND OLDEST
PROFESSION? R: PIMP.
[I could not find this answer on the WWW (7/2000), but I did find:
accountant, cab driver, consultant, cross dresser, lawyer, money
changer, mother, politician, sheep herder, spy, tax collector and
trader. The trader is said to have had to come first in order to close
the deal. We might also argue that the pimp came first. Philip
Knightley, in his book "The Second Oldest Profession," claims the honor
for spies. As for the politician, Michael A. Beland, attributed (now
dead link - 2007) the following to Ronald Reagan in his early years
campaigning in California: "Politics is supposed to be the second
oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close
resemblance to the first."]
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Nobody at this desk knows what Plan B is - do
you? What makes evil
evil?
What is
love? Why
do men have
nipples?
What will you give your child - truth or Santa?
RACISM
& HATE
............................................................ 1979 -
1980 ............................................................
DEATH TO IRANIANS
[Abundant in pop up variations. Most of these
graffiti were collected during or soon after the Iranian hostage
crisis. A suspicious example: "Kill All Iranians" was written
in neat three foot high letters on the east facing side of an overpass
on busy US Highway 60 east of Los Angeles. It is unlikely anyone could
have completed this without being observed by passing policemen.]
I'd walk a mile to kill a camel
jockey. Arabs go
home. Kill all the
Jews. I hate.
Black boy go home. R:
Where? Iranians out
of U.S. HATE!
Kill all God damned butt ugly sand nigger
Iranians!!!
Fuck sand niggers
Put all the fags together on a planet and blow it
up. Foreigners off
campus. Wasps Smell
JEWCLA (< SCREWCLA) [# UCLA] Death
to all Hebes. Off the Arabs.
Khomaini [sic] has a cunt like all Iranian males & all Iranian
females have cocks. R: Maybe you are just confused.
ERASE RACISM [Placed at UCLA, later observed in Albuquerque,
N.M.]
(No text) [PIC: Ayatollah Khomeni as pig.]
(No text) [PIC: Star of David] R: (No text) [PIC: Swastika
written inside. #]
The sound of Arabs killing Arabs is music to my ears.
Iranians are living proof that
dogs fuck camels. [An old racist form. "There will be no more Okies -
the Texans have stopped fucking Niggers" (oral joke, where else but
California, about 1950). Or consider the doubled claim of
incestuous racial origins in Genesis 19:30-38.]
There are no virgins, we are all being fucked by
Arabs. Full
employment for all ends racism.
What's the cross between a Mexican & a Chinese? / R: a genius
driving a low rider / R: one helluva gardener / R: Jose Wong
/ R: Ahso amigos
The Yellow Peril [PIC D-3c: Three line Asian
caricature]
GOOK [PIC D-3d: Large
letters, slant pupils in the "O's"]
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I am not prejudice. I hate every
body. Niggers [PIC: word
barred]
Peace among races.
Racism stems from ignorance and
fear.
SS [PIC: Nazi style "SS" in Maltese Cross]
ERS [PIC D-3a: Bean
& "ERS" in barred circle. Men's toilet stall]
(No text) [PIC D-3b: Asian
caricature, barred. Men's toilet stall]
Love / light / vibration /
infinity meets finite. [PIC: Star of David in circle. Malibu rock
shelter]
Jesus Light
God is hoax. I only live to be
born again. Starless
and Bible Black.
Let go and let God. [& bumper
sticker] Fart for
Jesus God is on
hold. Religion sucks
Nice toy, but I'm getting tired of it. [PIC D-1a:
A sinister God ("Da Boss") speaking, with the Earth in his left hand]
Creationism is Biblical / Evolution is
umbilical. God is
dead --Nietzsche / Nietzsche is dead --God [### Dundes,
collected 1964]
Religion is the only thing worth living for. [PIC: cross] R:
I live for love. R: I love life.
(No text) [PIC: Crescent moon encircling five pointed star to left.]
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Hell awaits. R: That shit is real man, I was
there. Satan Saves. R: Try God.
R: Try acid.
Do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. -- A. Crowley
Love is the law / Love under will. -- A.
Crowley Jesus can give you a
whole new perspective on life.
Eternal Truth No.1: All you Bible Thumpers make me sick.
As we live, we sleep / As we die, we awake. --
Buddha Help
all beings for all time.
SATAN [written 11 times vertically] R: Sucks
Satan is strong / Worship him. [PIC: pentagram in circle]
Clean and sweet is my soul / Clean and sweet is all that is not my
soul.
HATE THE SIN, NOT THE SINNER.
[Now pervasive and politicized. The older "Love the sinner, hate the
sin" is traced to St. Augustine in The Oxford Dictionary of
Quotations. It was argued on the WWW in 2000 that
the sinner should be hated also, but not treated "in an unChristlike
manner" (http://www.faithofgod.com/lovesin.htm). "Hate the sin, not the
sinner" seems to be replacing "love the sinner" versions, and in
contemporary discourse is applied primarily to homosexuality. I could
find no source for it prior to 1993, so its origin as graffiti,
possibly a Christian response to a homophobic graffito, can
not be ruled out.]
SCHOOL
............................................................ 1979 -
1980 ............................................................
Relax, Mom will still love you even if you don't get all
A's. Help! I'm lost in a sea of
books.
Procrastination, my sole occupation.
11-30-78 You're not
studying School is hard.
If I study I get it. R: What? R: Sex, money, power, love,
respect.
Study! Good bye calculus.
College would be paradise if it weren't for
classes. Stop looking for
distractions.
Help! I'm so sick of studying! Why am I doing this to myself?
R: Who cares. R: If you don't like it leave.
Born for boozin & loosin. R: Born to do surface
integrals.. Study until you
die.
Nuke finals June 6, 1979 /
Finals hell has struck!! / My God!
It would be so easy to say forget it and become a truck
driver. Dig
Knowledge. [PIC C-1a:
Spoken by bearded man wearing a
beret.]
Which way to ROTC? [PIC C-2c:
Thought bubble by male in butch
haircut.]
Prof. Weinphal (Phil 1) [PIC E-1b:
Smiling demonic face. Text may be a response to the drawing.]
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1993 .................................................................
You go to school for 20 years and you learn just one thing: how to not
mind being bossed.
Fuck skool A clean mind is an
insult to a college education.
Abolish finals.
You should be studying (<
fucking) Masturbation and
procrastination are the same thing, in the end you are just fucking
yourself!
SEX
............................................................ 1979 -
1980 ............................................................
Save a tree, eat beaver. [## & bumper
sticker] Sex
now.
Eat Pussy
I touched her thigh and death
smiled. Random access
makes better sex.
A hard man is good to find. [### Shaw 1978. Derived by transposition
from the proverbial "A good man is hard to find."]
I'll [??] Hippie
Fuck.
Chupa la verga!
Pulse by pulse / Come in synch / -- Gloria
One eyed trouser snakes like bearded
clams. Duty, honor
and sex . SHEX
I fucked three tri-delts last night. R: God I'm
impressed.
Give up de pussay.
I want to pinch your nipples and suck on your clit until you come!
Kiss me and see what happens. [PIC: Frog speaking.] R: You get warts on
your lips. R: No, your dangle starts to hop.
The stage is set for fornication. R:
Stutterer. Sit on my
face. [### & bar talk] R: Oh go sit on your own face!
Let's be honest, all ladies like to fuck just like I do. OK? -- The Non
virgin Mary R: Not nice ladies.
I love tits and twats.
Strawberry douche forever.
Golden showers are wet and wild.
Sex is life. The best things in
life come in tight
packages.
Lets bump uglies.
She'll lay me / She'll lay me not
/ She'll lay me ...
Fuck me! Pussy for the
soul. Jack off in the
box. The brain is just a tool
for the genitals.
What the world needs now is more nymphomaniacs. R: Right on, try
968-90**.
Peter Peter pussy eater. Up
with sexual
deviance.
Pubic
Domain
Thy King of Come
Blow me bitch. [#] R: Oooo! Heavy
S&M!
Do women ejaculate? R: They may, nine months later.
Girls share your fantasies with anonymous male flasher. Leave phone no.
R: 961-39**.
Fluck Men: Get your head out
between your legs - and put it between mine!
The world's biggest lies: / (1) I am not a crook -- R. Nixon / (2) I
promise I won't come in your mouth. [## & an office humor list
which also contained: "The check is in the mail."]
What does it feel like? R: Like falling off a cliff and going to
heaven. R: It feels good, that's all that matters.
Sex, Drugs, and Rock n Roll. [#### Probably started as graffiti,
possibly a list.]
If you will be my
valentine / I'll fuck your brains
out. Swallow
it. Repent jackals of passion.
Fuck animals 6-3-80. R: Fuck you too. [UCSB
1980] Fuck animals. R: Fuck you
[UCSB 1993]
I'm coming. R: Thrilled, I'm Sue.
[PIC: woman fellating in detail] R: Whose the
artist? R: I am the artist. Who are you? R: I would
like to be blown.
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1993 .................................................................
I'll fuck you sober.
Evil Candy Came Sex
Kills Burp the
worm. Purple love helmet
I'm fucked mentally / so lets do it
physically. Eat pussy, drink
and be merry. Cum in my ear
Men are horny because they are born with a tit in their
mouth. Girls fake orgasms and
guys never know it.
Virginity can be cured. R: AIDS can
not. Legalize public
intercourse.
I loved Nathan last night. 10-23-91 -- G.F. [UCSB, white nail
polish] Go oral sex
The only girls worth having have never been had. R: There are
no men worth having.
Find her spot and hit it with your tongue.
Here's to honor / Get honor / Stay
honor We would all go crazy
without fornication.
SEX EVIL!!! R: I bet you
masturbate. Legalize
Necrophilia [## Mockridge 1968]
Oh I wish I was in bed with my
old boyfriend / That is where I'd truly like to be / For if I were in
bed with my old boyfriend / His ten inch cock would be inside of me.
[melody: Oscar Meyer Weiner song.]
SHOCK
& INSULTS
............................................................ 1979 -
1980 ............................................................
Rape women / Ravage babies / Be a racist / Have no friends / Nuke your
mother / Shoot cocaine / And pick your burial spot.
NUKE
THE WHALES
[### & T - shirt & bumper sticker. Probably
the first form. The many variants include: Nuke (the)
Fags < Frats < Baby Seals <
Iran < Humanity < Kooks < Shah < finals
< Penguins < your mother.]
Nuke the gay baby whales [A later bumper sticker]
Consume raw lizard
droppings. Suck kitty
balls. Fuck off bird
blot. Drop the bomb!
Lick used tampons. Scrofulous
squid anus. Eat / Scabby /
Labia.
A cock is like a baby / The more you beat it / The messier things
get.
Back off Bugaloo.
Fuck you [The most frequent graffito. One of many etymologies traces
"fuck" to an Indo-European death threat, the sexual meaning coming
after.]
Chinga tu madre! Suck dog
dicks. Kill kill kill
kill kill kill the poor.
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1993 .................................................................
Lets kill together Slaughter
wildlife I ate Flipper the
dolphin. I'm going human
hunting.
I like drugs. R: That's what the guy said who killed my
cousin. R: I killed your cousin because I wanted to see him
suffer and drink his pain. But I also do a lot of drugs.
WHIMSY
............................................................ 1979 -
1980 ............................................................
Fish nipples Pickle the people
[in
flag]
Lost faces.
Then came the last days of May.
FAHT Was
wasn't. Android
Black hole just took my brain. R: Mine
too. Fry on you crazy
diamond. Cosmic debris
Center of universe. [PIC: arrow points to center of a
spiral] And fools forever.
Before and after science. He he
he he helium. Schlotzie was
here (or was it at the cabin?).
Evellyn the modified (< mummified)
dog.
1=2
If I make it through . . .
Five more names that I can hardly stand to hear including yours and
mine and one mole chimp who isn't here.
Help I'm shrinking. R: Are you
small? Sarah Sarah Sarah Sarah
Sarah Bral Drone
My arrows are my / directions headed for / the stars / i think i'm
spacing [PIC A-2a: arrows
on plant]
Lost in Forever [PIC A-1b]
LOOK [PIC F-1b: The "O's"
modified to eyes.]
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1993 .................................................................
Mindcrime
Mindbomb
Flesh is
more
Temple of the day
Neither neither nor both nor one nor the other.
WISHES
............................................................ 1979 -
1980 ............................................................
I wish people would once in a while open their eyes not to the world's
problems but to the problems of their own inner identities.
Oh to be able to vomit on command.
I'd rather be: (1) fucking / (2)
skiing / (3) drunk / (4) dead / (5) stoned / (6) 1,2,3,5.
[Respondents added #2 - #6. Common bumper sticker motif: "I'd rather be
skiing < fishing < sailing < killing communists."]
I'd rather be
picking.
I'd rather be in Nirvana.
I wish I were in LOVE.
< bed, < San Diego, < my car, < toxicated.
I wanna go
home.
I want it all
now.
I want out.
Peace, love & kind women.
[1993]
Someday to walk a distant shore. [1993]
1. May 1968.
http://www.bopsecrets.org/CF/graffiti.htm
Entertaining collection of French graffiti (in English) from the period
of the student rebellion.
2. British graffiti. http://users.ox.ac.uk/~peter/humour/graffiti.html
Broad collection with interesting thematic groupings.
3. Jane M. Gadsby, "Looking at
the Writing on the Wall." http://www.graffiti.org/faq/critical.review.html
Scholarly overview of the literature on graffiti and its
methods. Bibliography.
4. Bibliography Begun by Jane Gadsby. http://www.graffiti.org/faq/graffiti_biblio.html
5. A Short History of
"Writing." http://users.aol.com/archive1/hist.html
(2024: not)
Mostly on tagging and artistic graffiti. Links to same.
6. Art Crimes: the Writing on the
Wall. http://www.graffiti.org/
Key site for tagging and artistic graffiti. Many links.
7. The "taglines"
collection.
http://www.taglinesgalore.com/
A large collection of undocumented one-liners.
8. Fourteen photographs of outdoor graffiti taken
mostly in Southern California from 1979-1985.
PublicGraffitiPhotos.html
Email: Daniel W. VanArsdale Comments are welcome. Of particular interest are: (1) corrections, (2) prior sources, (3) subsequent versions of items, or in other media, (4) translations of the East Asian writings (H-1a to 3d), and (5) links to similar collections.
My index page
Chain Letter Evolution.
(A history of paper chain letters using over 1000 dated examples)
The Paper
Chain Letter Archive - contents
What
is the truest word ever penciled? Graphite.
Shay: I left you the coin near my
front door. (Concord, California, 1952)