Chain letter parody. Husband Exchange (parody of Send-a-Dime). Australia, 1993.

A CHAIN LETTER FOR WOMAN ONLY

THIS LETTER WAS STARTED BY A WOMAN JUST LIKE YOURSELF IN THE PRIME OF
LIFE, AND IS TO OTHER TIRED AND DISCONTENTED WOMEN.

LIKE MOST CHAIN LETTERS THIS ONE DOES NOT COST YOU ANYTHING. JUST SEND
THIS LETTER TO FIVE OF YOUR FRIENDS WHO ARE EQUALLY TIRED AND DISCONTENTED
THEN BUNDLE UP YOUR HUSBAND OR BOYFRIEND, SEND HIM TO THE WOMAN WHOSE NAME
APPEARS AT THE TOP OF THE LIST, AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE BOTTOM OF THE LIST.

WHEN YOUR NAME COMES TO THE TOP OF THE LIST, YOU WILL RECEIVE 16,877 MEN
AND ONE OF THEM IS BOUND TO BE A HECK OF A LOT BETTER THAN THE ONE YOU
ALREADY HAVE.

DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN......HAVE FAITH......ONE WOMAN BROKE THE CHAIN AND
GOT HER BASTARD BACK.

AT THE TIME OF THIS WRITING A FRIEND OF MINE HAS ALREADY RECEIVED 385
MEN. THEY BURIED HER YESTERDAY BUT IT TOOK THREE UNDERTAKERS 36 HOURS TO
GET THE SMILE OFF HER FACE AND THREE DAYS TO GET HER LEGS TOGETHER SO THEY
COULD CLOSE THE COFFIN LID.

REMEMBER......YOU MUST HAVE FAITH!!!

FROM,

A LIBERATED WOMAN.

FAX of photocopy of typed original. Dated 08-06-1993 at top, annotated "FROM MEDI-HIRE AUSTRALIA. TO KAREN GELB BOUL." Provided by Michael Preston. My original misplaced (7/2002).

je1993-08-06_husbx_16877_au

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