Parody chain letter. Wife exchange. US, 1985.

Dear friend .....

This chain letter started with the hope of bringing

relief and happiness to all tired husbands.  Unlike most

chain letters this does not cost you money.  Simply send

a copy of this letter to six of your married friends who

are equally tired.  Then bundle up your wife and send

her to the man on top of the list and add your name to

the bottom of the list.  When your name comes to the

top of the list you will receive 16,487 women, some of

whom will be near dandies.  Have faith in this letter.

One man broke the chain and got his old lady back.

Don't let this happen to you.


                         A GOOD FRIEND

PS:  At the time of this writing, a friend of mine had
     received 365 women.  They buried him yesterday.
     It took seven undertakers 36 hours to get the smile
     off his face.

Photocopy of typed original. Keystrokes preserved. Annotated "3/2/85, Texas." Sent to VanArsdale.


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