UPON RECEIPT OF THIS LETTER MAKE 5 COPIES AND SEND
TO 5 OF
YOUR FRIENDS WHO DRINK COUNTRY CLUB BEER.
SCRATCH OFF THE TOP NAME AND SEND THAT PERSON "AT
THE TOP OF
THE LIST" ONE ROLL OF TOILET PAPER
IN SCRATCHING OFF THE TOP NAME ADD YOUR NAME TO
THE BOTTOM
OF THE LIST. IN TURN AS YOUR NAME REACHES THE TOP YOU SHOULD
RECEIVE 15620 ROLLS OF TOILET PAPER OR ENOUGH TO WIPE OUT THE
NATIONAL DEBT
GIVE THIS A ROLL OLD PAL
DON"T LET THE BOTTOM DROP OUT
JASPER DANDLER
6 3/4 COCKROACH BLDG DUSTYVILLE
KANS
GEN BULLAHIVIKE
PORT HUMBLE
MOSCOW RUSSIA
I P FREELEY
7:30 A M SOUTHWEST
CANN CITY KANS
PANSY PUSHOVER
NECK & NECK APTS
DOUCHEBAG ILL
A MANURE PYLE
123 COWFLOP LANE
BARNYARD MO
BELL E ACHE
HOTEL PUKE
BEDBUG ARK
THIS PULL CHAIN LETTER WAS STARTED IN THE HOPE
OF BRINGING
BACK PROSPERITY TO THE OLD BACK HOUSE AND RELIEF TO THE BOTTOM
DON'T PULL TOO HARD AND BREAK THE CHAIN
FRIEND
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