Parody Chain Letter.  Good Riddance Club. "... buy yourself a gun and shoot the guy at the top of the list ..."  US. 1935.
THE GOOD RIDDANCE CLUB
When you receive this letter, buy yourself a gun and shoot the guy at the top of the list and add another's name at the bottom whom you think is more worthless than you.  Send him a copy of this letter. Have the faith your friends haven't in you and this will be the best chain yet.
P.S. -If you have no gun, use a knife. It works as well.

Published: Cuba Tribune, May 16, 1935, p. 8. Title: Here is the New Chain Letter. "The above is a chain letter being circulated in Hiawatha, according to the World Linn-Palmer Record." Entered by DWV, Jan. 27, 2014.

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