USEFUL PHRASES TO KNOW
WHEN TRAVELING IN
AKBAR KHALI KILI HAFTIR LOTFAN.
Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun.
FEKR GABUL CARDAN DAVAT PAEH GUSH DIVAR.
I am delighted to accept your kind invitation to lie down on the floor
with my arms above my head and my legs apart.
SHOMAEH FEKR TAMOMEH OEH GOFTEH BANDE.
I agree with everything you have ever said or thought in your life.
AUTO ARRAREGH DAVATEMAN MANO SEPAHEH-HAST.
It is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to travel in the trunk of your
FASHAL-EH TUPEHMAN NA DEGAT MANO GOFTAM CHEESHAYEH
If you will do me the kindness of not harming my genital appendages I
will gladly reciprocate by betraying my country in public.
KHREL JEPAHEH MANEH VAJAYEII AMRIKAHEY.
I will tell you the names and addresses of many American spies traveling
BALLI, BALLI, BALLI!
Whatever you say!
MATERNIER GHERMEZ AHLIEH, GHORBAN.
The red blindfold would be lovely, excellency.
TIKEH NUNEH BA OB KHRELLEH BEZORG VA KHRUBE BOYAST INO
The water-soaked bread crumbs are delicious, thank you. I must have the
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