Dear friend .....
This chain letter started with the hope of bringing
relief and happiness to all tired husbands. Unlike most
chain letters this does not cost you money. Simply send
a copy of this letter to six of your married friends who
are equally tired. Then bundle up your wife and send
her to the man on top of the list and add your name to
the bottom of the list. When your name comes to the
top of the list you will receive 16,487 women, some of
whom will be near dandies. Have faith in this letter.
One man broke the chain and got his old lady back.
Don't let this happen to you.
A GOOD FRIEND
PS: At the time of this writing, a friend
of mine had
received 365 women. They buried him yesterday.
It took seven undertakers 36 hours to get the smile
off his face.
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